One of the amusing things I have, in having WordPress Blogs, is that you might get bombarded by spam comments, but no one, other than me, ever gets to see them. Firstly, if they are blatantly spam (and 98% of them are), they automatically get sent to the spam folder, and the next time I log in, I have the task of giving them a quick glance, then deleting them, never to be seen again. Given that many of these spammers are multiple posters, they either dont know that this happens, or they dont care. One thing I have noticed is that they always post on very old blogs, presumably because they assume I’m not going to see them on a blog I wrote 5 years ago, but of course they never get beyond step 1.
For those curious, even if they arent blatant spam, but are spam, unless they’ve fooled me once, its not going to get posted, as every poster’s first comment has to be approved before it shows on the blog. So far, in all these years, on both blogs, I’ve found 1 comment in a spam folder that shouldnt have been there. That was questionable, but I gave it the benefit of the doubt, and as they never posted again (I get notified every time a comment is made, approved or otherwise), I was probably right!
Most of them are meaningless junk, just designed to get their ad on my blog, and nothing more. In truth, the one today was, but fine, it amused me, so some anonymous spammer is getting a bonus step!
This was the one that the advert was for, that amused me this morning.
Yes, you can guess what it is for, just from the title, I hope! Anyway, being little Miss Curious, I had to go and take a look. Seems to be, from the front page at least, a lot of young ladies, mainly in Dubai, offering sex services for mouth-wateringly high sums of money. Now, dont get me wrong, if you’ve got the nerve to do it, and the body to do it with, its your call. Would I do it, if I was stunningly pretty, young, and interested in sex with random men, for crazy sums of money, then fine, I’d consider it. Whether I could actually do it, no idea, as for now at least, its not something I need to consider. But yes, you’ve guessed it, I have no issue with the escort stuff, I’d love that. But equally, the idea of all that sex…well…? I guess if I had the body, and not all the trans issues in my head, maybe I could roll with sex, to earn several hundred (or more) dollars for a few hours, then I’d be crazy to say no!
Fine, I’ll admit it, there was a moment of temptation to make up a profile (its free), telling the truth, and see if I got any offers. 100% certain that I wouldnt anyway, but then I saw all profiles had to be approved before postings, so like the person from their group who spammed my blog, it would never be seen!
PS If anyone is crazy enough to want me to act as their companion on any occasion, with no sex, then contact me. I promise the fee will be a great deal less than $200 an hour, lol!
OK, video time. One of my favourite songs of all time. Sadly the news broke today that Dean Ford, the singer of this song with Marmalade passed away a week ago, at the age of 72. So take this as you wish, a reflection of his life, no more, or of my life, with a limited time to go, or if you prefer, for a giggle, imagine a young (or current) female me, advertising as an escort. If its the latter, dont laugh too loudly, is all I ask! 😛 This song should probably be played at my funeral, though who knows if it will, or not?
…records in my collection lol, yes, I really am that old! Well alright, nowadays its one greatest hit CD cvollection, but besides all that…
Oh, sorry, would some of you have been expecting more of a revelation than that? Well, its fair to say that I might have, but I’m not mentioning them here, thats for sure, even if I do!
Normally with songs, I have a tendency to prefer original versions of songs to cover versions. There are a few exceptions, 2 of the more eclectic ones being Pet Shop Boys songs, Go West, and Always On My Mind. Anthem by the New Seekers is another, though it was only over 25 years later that I found out it was a cover!
Funnily enough, I wouldnt have marked Kinks songs as great ones for covering, though Kirsty McColl (RIP) did a decent version of Days. But if anyone had told me I would love a cover version of Waterloo Sunset, or indeed that anyone could have made a good cover of it, I probably would have laughed! So Cornershop, take a bow, because this is just that!
On a side note, today was the day for most visits here so far, an amazing fact for me, though yesterday was hardly shabby either after I posted! Dont know if it was me, or the pop video that done it, but I’m not complaining either way! Just want to say thanks to all those who visit my wafflings, its nice to feel loved.
Completely random side thought to close. Like I suspect everyone does, I get the spam for penis enlargement pills along with the other junk. As a pre op TS it would be nice if someone offered penis shrinkage pills to me instead! Just enough left to do the ‘necessary’ would be great. 😉 Equally, if a surgeon wants to fo the same thing for me?